Tex in the City
One Houston woman’s journey as she navigates the pitfalls and misogynist bars of London’s financial district.
Six Feet Blender
A biopic detailing Peter Schwartz’s dream to create the worlds largest blender. Mainly smooth with bits.
Turner and Hootch
A dramatisation of Kathleen Turners fictionalised battle with the bottle, and her devotion to completing the song ‘Some Enchanted Evening’ without forgetting the lyrics.
Mad Homosexual Men
A dramatisation of the formation of the stonewall foundation and the advertising executives who fought to conquer scales of unimaginable hard-erm-ship.
Two and a Half Men
The story of German brothers Erbert, Hulme, and their brother of short stature, Typhee. Erbert and Hulme sell Typhee to the Brazilian Circus during its visit to Germany in 1789. The circus offers an education for Typhee, who avenges his brothers’ actions years later by buying up the remaining shares in their crude iron ore supplies factory, and making a twenty foot bronze statue in his image, placed at the centre of town. Sadly ‘Two and a Half Men’ never made it past the pilot.
Matilda the Vampire Naysayer
Roald Dahl’s Matilda Wormwood as she battles depression following her transformation to Vampire.
EastEnders
Eastenders, but set in the Middle East.
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